MLIA

So today at work I was occupying myself and instead of doing something productive like reading or something to that effect I was reading MLIA. I decided that I would share a few of my favorites in a blog:) Enjoy!


I have been reading MLIAs about people who find out they did awesome stuff when they were younger, and i wished i was that cool. Today my mom showed me an assignment from 2nd grade. It told us to name an accomplishment we were proud of. I put training the velociraptors to eat my brother. MLIA

Today, i tried number 9 in 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart, where you dress up as batman and yell " come on robin, to the batmobile!" i was doing this when a old man came down the isle ( with red shirt and black pants ) and yelled ' HOLY MACKERAL! BATMAN! WHERES THE TROUBLE?!" we both ran down the isle singing the old batman song until the manager kicked us out of walmart. old people rule :) - MLIA

Today, I actually said "Excuse me" to my dog. I felt pretty silly, until he kindly moved out of my way. MLIA

When my daughter was 6, I took her to get her flu shot. While I was talking to her the doc snuck up and gave her the shot and she didn't notice. When we got to the car she asked, "What about my shot?" I told her she had already gotten it. She then grabbed her arm and started to cry. She grabbed the wrong arm. MLIA

Today,I was in health class and we were disscussing things that annoy us,my teacher told us to find a partner and annoy them,my bestfriend came up to me and said he would annoy me,i said ok and he then proceded to pull out new moon and read it aloud to me.I knew we were friends for a reason.MLIA

Today, I was tutoring a second grader in math. After I helped him learn how to add and subtract quickly, he taught me how to make my pencil look rubber. Fair trade? I think so. MLIA

Today, I was late for class so I had my band teacher write me a late note. As I was heading to math, I read what he had written as my excuse - "Excuse [name] for her lateness because she is armed and dangerous". My math teacher actually smiled. MLIA.

I was bored, so I went to MysteryGoogle. Instead of typing something in the box and clicking search, I instead left the box empty and clicked search. The site then said "please don't type gibberish". So because I felt dared by the site, I then typed "gibberish" into the box and clicked search. It responded "well aren't you clever?". So then I typed in "Yes, I am clever." It then proceeded to take me to a Wikipedia page about Tater Tots. MLIA.



And after reading all of these I realized that I had one of my own moments last night....
I was sitting at the table with Danny and it was about 11:30 at night. Apparently I am much more sleep deprived than I thought due to my reasoning about productivity. The thought popped into my head that I could save time the next morning in my getting ready routine if I ate breakfast then, before going to bed. Good thing Danny already knows I'm crazy, because that thought was definitely vocalized. :)

Hope this gave you a smile!